Door Dodge

The application is a game where the player is sucked out of a plane mid-flight and must dodge debris and whistleblowers while trying to secure government contracts. The player is also tasked with keeping the plane's door safe from regulators and other distractions that could harm the company's profits. The ultimate goal is to pick up government contracts and safely land back on the plane.

The game is set in a humorous tone, with the company, Boing, offering complimentary pretzels for the player's journey and thanking them for their sacrifice. The player is reminded that building a plane is a difficult task and they must keep all the "sky thingies" in one piece.

The player is also reminded that they were warned to buckle their seatbelt and apologizes for the inconvenience of being sucked out of the plane. However, they are encouraged to make the most of their situation and help the company by avoiding any obstacles that could harm their bottom line.

The game highlights the importance of government contracts for the company and the shareholders' appreciation for the player's sacrifice. The player is also reminded that the door they are trying to protect is still Boing's property and they would prefer to reattach it at some point for cost savings.

In conclusion, the game is a humorous and challenging experience where the player must navigate through obstacles and secure government contracts while being sucked out of a plane. It also sheds light on the complexities of building a plane and the importance of government contracts for a company's success.